Happy birthday to me -- Off to a fantastic start -- Fun and games with the family -- Heavenly visitor -- Rasmussem interoffice e-mail -- Simple math -- "Do not pass go do not collect $200" -- Shuffle and deal again -- Hey, loser, start over again -- Stop me if you think you've heard this one before -- Family history -- Poem can be a home to those who roam -- Rasmussem interoffice e-mail -- One -- Disarming the troops -- Are we having fun yet? -- Rasmussem interoffice e-mail -- Bright sword, dim brother -- Lunch -- Treasure hunt -- Calling in the reinforcements -- Magic realism (without the realism) -- Rasmussem interoffice e-mail -- Siege -- Back to the battlements -- Did someone say deja vu? -- Rasmussem interoffice e-mail -- Will the guilty party please step forward? -- Fast forward -- Morning comes early -- When there's no snooze button -- Keeping everybody (but me) happy -- Preparations for a journey -- Xeno's dad -- Journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step (and other trite nonsense) -- Dead oxen and gold -- Home sweet home -- End -- Satisfaction guaranteed or your money cheerfully refunded.